This is an edited version of Saki’s “The Romancers.” There are 10 SAT style reading questions following the story.
Morton Crosby sat on a bench in a secluded corner of Hyde Park, lazily enjoying a cigarette. Out of the corner of his eye Crosby noted with some interest the hesitating hoverings of a human figure, which had passed and re-passed his seat two or three times at shortening intervals, like a wary crow about to alight near some possibly edible morsel. Inevitably the figure came to an anchorage on the bench, within easy talking distance of its original occupant. The uncared-for clothes, the aggressive, grizzled beard, and the furtive, evasive eye of the new-comer bespoke the professional cadger, the man who would undergo hours of humiliating tale-spinning and rebuff rather than adventure on half a day’s decent work.
“It’s a strange world,” he said.
As the statement met with no response he altered it to the form of a question.
“I daresay you’ve found it to be a strange world, mister?”
“As far as I am concerned,” said Crosby, “the strangeness has worn off in the course of thirty-six years.”
“Ah,” said the greybeard, “I could tell you things that you’d hardly believe. Marvellous things that have really happened to me.”
“Nowadays there is no demand for marvellous things that have really happened,” said Crosby discouragingly; “the professional writers of fiction turn these things out so much better.
The greybeard moved uneasily in his seat; then he opened up new country. “I take it that you are a professing Christian,” he observed.
“I am a prominent and I think I may say an influential member of the Mussulman community of Eastern Persia,” said Crosby, making an excursion himself into the realms of fiction.
The greybeard was obviously disconcerted at this new check to introductory conversation, but the defeat was only momentary.
“Persia. I should never have taken you for a Persian,” he remarked, with a somewhat aggrieved air.
“I am not,” said Crosby; “my father was an Afghan.”
“An Afghan!” said the other, smitten into bewildered silence for a moment. Then he recovered himself and renewed his attack.
“My own life-story is a curious one,” said the stranger, “I was not always as you see me now.”
“We are supposed to undergo complete change in the course of every seven years,” said Crosby, as an explanation of the foregoing announcement.
“I mean I was not always in such distressing circumstances as I am at present,” pursued the stranger doggedly.
“That sounds rather rude,” said Crosby stiffly, “considering that you are at present talking to a man reputed to be one of the most gifted conversationalists of the Afghan border.”
“I don’t mean in that way,” said the greybeard hastily; “I’ve been very much interested in your conversation. I was alluding to my unfortunate financial situation. You mayn’t hardly believe it, but at the present moment I am absolutely without a farthing. Don’t see any prospect of getting any money, either, for the next few days. I don’t suppose you’ve ever found yourself in such a position,” he added.
“In the town of Yom,” said Crosby, “which is in Southern Afghanistan, and which also happens to be my birthplace, there was a Chinese philosopher who used to say that one of the three chiefest human blessings was to be absolutely without money. I forget what the other two were.”
“Ah, I daresay,” said the stranger, in a tone that betrayed no enthusiasm for the philosopher’s memory; “and did he practise what he preached? That’s the test.”
“He lived happily with very little money or resources,” said Crosby.
“Then I expect he had friends who would help him liberally whenever he was in difficulties, such as I am in at present.”
“In Yom,” said Crosby, “it is not necessary to have friends in order to obtain help. Any citizen of Yom would help a stranger as a matter of course.”
The greybeard was now genuinely interested. The conversation had at last taken a favourable turn.
“If someone, like me, for instance, who was in undeserved difficulties, asked a citizen of that town you speak of for a small loan to tide over a few days’ impecuniosity—five shillings, or perhaps a rather larger sum—would it be given to him as a matter of course?”
“There would be a certain preliminary,” said Crosby; “one would take him to a wine-shop and treat him to a measure of wine, and then, after a little high-flown conversation, one would put the desired sum in his hand and wish him good-day. It is a roundabout way of performing a simple transaction, but in the East all ways are roundabout.”
“Ah,” he exclaimed, with a thin sneer ringing meaningly through his words, “I suppose you’ve given up all those generous customs since you left your town. Don’t practise them now, I expect.”
“No one who has lived in Yom,” said Crosby fervently, “and remembers its green hills covered with apricot and almond trees, and the cold water that rushes down like a caress from the upland snows and dashes under the little wooden bridges, no one who remembers these things and treasures the memory of them would ever give up a single one of its unwritten laws and customs.”
“Then if I was to ask you for a small loan—” began the greybeard fawningly, edging nearer on the seat and hurriedly wondering how large he might safely make his request, “if I was to ask you for, say—”
“At any other time, certainly,” said Crosby; “in the months of November and December, however, it is absolutely forbidden for anyone of our race to give or receive loans or gifts; in fact, one does not willingly speak of them. It is considered unlucky. We will therefore close this discussion.”
“But it is still October!” exclaimed the adventurer with an eager, angry whine, as Crosby rose from his seat; “wants eight days to the end of the month!”
“The Afghan November began yesterday,” said Crosby severely, and in another moment he was striding across the Park, leaving his recent companion scowling and muttering furiously on the seat.
1.What choice best describes what happens in the passage?
- a) Two men argue over charity
- b) A man frustrates another man
- c) A man succeeds in obtaining help
- d) A beggar presents an outlandish story to obtain help
2. As used in the passage “cadger” most nearly means…
- a) Mendicant
- b) Pauper
- c) Entertainer
- d) Trailblazer
3.What does Crosby think of people like the greybeard?
- a) He finds them entertaining
- b) He prefers to avoid them
- c) He believes they prefer indignity to labor
- d) He considers them inhuman
- Which choice provides the best evidence for the answer to the previous question?
- a) “who would undergo hours of humiliating tale-spinning and rebuff rather than adventure on half a day’s decent work.”
- b) “like a wary crow about to alight near some possible edible morsel”
- c) “the uncared-for clothes, the aggressive, grizzled beard, and the furtive, evasive eyes”
- d) “He lived happily with very little money or resources”
- What is Crosby’s religion?
- a) Musselman
- b) Christian
- c) Persian
- d) It is not revealed
- What does “check” mean in the context of this passage?
- a) Examination
- b) Hindrance
- c) Analysis
- d) Gauge
- Why is greybeard interested in the story of Yom?
- a) He is from that area and wishes to return
- b) The story speaks of the type of charity greybeard wishes to obtain
- c) By listening he hopes to ingratiate himself to Crosby
- d) The story allows him to forget about his own difficult existence
- What choice gives the best evidence for the response in Question 7?
- a) “in a tone that betrayed no enthusiasm for the philosopher’s memory”
- b) “with a thin sneer ringing meaningly through his words”
- c) “I was not always in such distressing circumstances as I am at present”
- d) “The conversation had at last taken a favourable turn”
- Does Crosby want to give greybeard the money?
- a) Yes, but his religion prevents it
- b) Yes, but at a later date
- c) No, he twists his story to avoid giving greybeard money
- d) No, he says so directly
- Describe the shifts in emotion that greybeard experiences throughout the story
- a) interested, surprised, intrigued, disdainful, excited, frustrated
- b) fascinated, dismayed, interested, angry, elated, hopeful
- c) dejected, angry, shocked, happy, excited, enraged
- d) intrigued, amazed, fascinated, hopeful, excited, satisfied
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